Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s name is meatloaf
and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.