So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.
that is a raccoon
Took Finch on her first camping trip for my birthday this weekend.
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how